you’ve heard of sleeping, now get ready for

jurassicswamp:

college

aquarian-sunchild:

sixpenceee:

did you know you can use an orange peel as a mini flamethrower?

TRY IT !

“Miss, do you really expect me to believe that you accidentally burned your house down with an orange peel?”

“Uh, it looked cool on the internet?”

urbanrealism:

nevillles:

*takes one good photo* posts on all blogs, posts on all social media accounts, makes wallpaper, sends to friends, prints out and frames, emails to obama

bombing:

most people on this site just want followers. me? i want followers and millions of dollars in cash money

bootybite:

the only birth control you’ll ever need

hereby:

lulz-time:

wtfstyls:

Is that zane from 1direction

this post ruined my life

omg ive been trying to look for this post

thecutestofthecute:

stephanieion:

So I was taking photos of my cat:

and he saw the little “on” light of my camera:

and kinda freaked out and tried to grab it:

but then:

“”I WILL HAVE IT I WILL” 

dipsetflag:

Parents: HOORAY! You’re 21 now! Let’s go for your first drink!

Me: OH BOY MY FIRST DRINK!!! CAN’T WAIT!!

robotgem:

“what’s your favorite position in bed?”

 near the wall so I can use my phone while it’s charging

Tis the season for senior quotes

misskrystyl:

I was looking through my brother’s yearbook and I’m dying

I’ll share a few of my favorites but there are so many

The fandoms are strong with these ones

Jabs at reality are always a favorite

And my personal favorite